When Krush little him mommy tell me one day he would hit the hardest off all the clam. So Krush spent him days at beach, digging up clams and seeing who hit harder, Krush always win! Clam never last more than one hit and never hit Krush, even when he let them go first.
Ev-event-soon Krush run out of clam to hit, so Krush learn to catch fishy, but they no hit either, then Krush find walrus, and it hit Krush good, but not as hard as Krush hit! Soon no more fishy or Walrus show on beach, or clam. Krush am become bored, also hungry as tribe not have any food for some reason. Soon Krush complain of bored and hungry. Then tribe get mad. Why you crush all food? They ask. "Me not Crush, me Krush!" Me respond. Cheif tell crush not allowed to go to beach anymore and hit fishy, instead Krush am go help hunt! Krush never hunt before! Krush sing with happiness when out in woods with hunters, but never catch anything. Hunters try talk Krush, but Krush am loudest there is!
Soon Chief yell at Krush again, say him not allowed in camp anymore, must go on journey and "Find self" Krush already know were is! Is Krush imvis-invisbb- not able be seen? Tribe warriors grab Krush and throw out, but Krush not want go! Grab Chief by back of armor! But Chief smart one, slip out of armor, hunters hit Krush on head until me not see anymore and leave in wilderness. Krush wake up alone, has only Chief metal shirt and bigaxe, which Krush not let go of even when hit on head!
Krush look for long time but not find tribe, Krush alone in forest for...long time, learn what berries are for eat, also learn that sound make deer run, now why hunters not tell Krush this? Krush stop singing while hunt and eats meat! Krush attacked by bear, kittie, and small green mans, but Krush strongest of all! Hit with bigaxe got from Chief! Krush happy.
One day Krush wander, find long flat thing on ground, make for walk easier so Krush follow, Krush hear fighting and see many small green thing attacking other small pink thing! Small pink thing on big houses made of wood that move on ground pulled by horsey, spooky. Krush not like green things so Krush go smash them, small pink things scared and shoot Krush with arrow, but only once. Pink things talk Krush, but they not speak tribe language, Krush no idea what say, but they take arrow out of arm and give Krush food so Krush follow.
Small pink things weak, moving house get stuck in mud one day, Krush help unstick. Decide follow around for while to keep out of trouble. Small pink things try talk Krush, show paper with pictures on it. Seem important to pink things so Krush act like pay attention, but Krush no idea what going on. Eventually pink things stop.
One day find home of pink things, is big camp full of wood houses that don't move, or if do then will need biggest horses in world! maybe those horses be big enough for Krush to ride!
Krush make friend of pink things by now, they give Krush water they get from inside big house full of people, water make Krush sleepy and walk funny. When Krush wake up there is strange pink thing dressed in blankie muttering at him. Krush not know what going on but soon Krush am able to understand pink things! Wow, strange water am make Krush smart!
Krush travel with new pink friends, they say they called "humans" and meet many intre-innere-neat other things, even small pink things called "halflings", or "gnomes" or "dwarf" Krush not sure of difference. Also meet pointy eared pinky called "elf". All are Krush friend.
Sometimes they ask Krush hit something so Krush do. Usually Krush just walk with moving houses "wagons" and protect when attacked by green things, or other pink things, is confusing when attacked by other pink things so Krush not like.
Krush new friends gain much moneys from house-moving, even give some to Krush! Soon they talk Krush of new land over the sea! Ask if Krush want go there and keep friends safe while look if more moneys to be made, Krush not sure why not make moneys here but Krush say he go anyway. So Krush get on big moving house that floats on water called boat, Krush scared for short time, but Krush am strongerest there is! Soon boat move and it fun. Pink things tell Krush pull on rope, or on wood thing sometimes so Krush do. Is long trip and Krush almost get bored, but Pink friends am bring many toys and games for Krush.
Krush am make friends on boat thing, Krush talk about them later
This is really interesting. I like how you made the blog as if Krush is the writer. It's really interesting hearing this story from Krush's point of view. There have been stories similar to this before, but I don't think I've ever read one from the "strong guy's" point of view. His innocence makes him more interesting.
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