On boat thing, Krush meat new friends, two is small persons, maybe dwarfeses? Skadgit cover self in metal and says is "Runecaster" magic confuse Krush so not ask more. Other is Sister...... something, has long name. Krush know one thing though, small Sister not Krush sister. Do not know why try to fool Krush, must keep eye on that one.
Also is Elf! Merryweather sing pretty song, not like when Krush sing along tho, maybe shy? Darius is human, use bow which Krush think sissy weapon but seem nice. Also has barrels, no idea why Krush may be only sane one on ship!
We almost make to other side of big lake... ocean... thing but are attack by lizard birds! Arrows and boomsticks kill all so Krush not impressed, Cappy says bird lizard for eating but Krush not think look to good, put them in bottom of ship.
We arrive in new place! Is like old place but Krush not been here! Meat Sheriff, has fancy hat and thing hair growth on face, Sheriff take to see Govm-Gub- leader thing who say is now Krush boss, Krush remember being told would have boss here so this OK, then new boss say greaterist news Krush ever get!
KRUSH GET OWN HOUSE!!!!!!!
Krush never have house before, like having place for sleep not filled with dirt, or grass, or ratses, or monkey.
House is neat, is small though, how can peoples live in place where ceiling attack all the time? Krush like anyway, has pillow longer than Krush leg that has wooden support under it. Such luxury.
Krush and friends get first job: We go in woods and look for hunters, Darius say he find direction they go and so we follow. Krush like being in woods so sing! Others tell Krush stop, party poopers.
We find hunters in clearing, they have tents and fire, and meat! Also they have dying guy. Sister make dying guy better after long argument that Krush not follow. Hunters say are trapped in clearing, when go to end of clearing get shot by arrow.
Krush look around but not see any broken temple or hole in ground, also no talking plants growing out of meats, so not know why being kept here. Soon we try to leave but arrows shoot! Skadgy fire lightning at trees, make big hole and kill something, when Krush go to look get attacked by Dog Man! Am four Dog Man (4 Dog Noon) Krush friends not weak and all hit with no problem, we gather Dog Mans and meats and put in cart, Krush pull cart for Krush am strongerist.
No one know what Dog Mans are, Sister think they like something called Demon, but they not exists for many year. Krush not know how something can be like something that isn't something, but others seem worried.
Also say weapons look like ones used in home, Krush not know. Only uses bigaxe and rock.
Take Dog Man to doctor man and he say one alive!(Not one Krush hit!) Dog Man talk like Dog Dog and Krush not understand. Others decide keep Dog Man until tomorrow and use magic to talk, we go to Sheriff and put Dog Man in hole and then to Boss house for tell story. Boss tell Krush not say anything about Dog Man to town. Krush not know why, information want be free! But Krush do what boss says for now. Then is to bar for drink, Krush friends show up and Merry sing pretty song, Krush am artistically inspired and sing song too! Krush forget words so shout louder to make up for it.
Krush not think do so well but others buy beer so something right!
After am go bed Krush is woke by person who say that there is problem in tents, Krush and friends go to tents and people say Dog Man caught in a big tent! We go in but nothing there, Darius see place where dog man go out back of tent.
Persons who trapped Dog Man say that they not watch back of tent, Krush think they idiots. We try go home but then new person say that Dog Man in hole escape! We run after and Darius find trail (is useful) We go through hole in wall to forest and follow.
MORE LATER!!!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
De Adventur Begin!
When Krush little him mommy tell me one day he would hit the hardest off all the clam. So Krush spent him days at beach, digging up clams and seeing who hit harder, Krush always win! Clam never last more than one hit and never hit Krush, even when he let them go first.
Ev-event-soon Krush run out of clam to hit, so Krush learn to catch fishy, but they no hit either, then Krush find walrus, and it hit Krush good, but not as hard as Krush hit! Soon no more fishy or Walrus show on beach, or clam. Krush am become bored, also hungry as tribe not have any food for some reason. Soon Krush complain of bored and hungry. Then tribe get mad. Why you crush all food? They ask. "Me not Crush, me Krush!" Me respond. Cheif tell crush not allowed to go to beach anymore and hit fishy, instead Krush am go help hunt! Krush never hunt before! Krush sing with happiness when out in woods with hunters, but never catch anything. Hunters try talk Krush, but Krush am loudest there is!
Soon Chief yell at Krush again, say him not allowed in camp anymore, must go on journey and "Find self" Krush already know were is! Is Krush imvis-invisbb- not able be seen? Tribe warriors grab Krush and throw out, but Krush not want go! Grab Chief by back of armor! But Chief smart one, slip out of armor, hunters hit Krush on head until me not see anymore and leave in wilderness. Krush wake up alone, has only Chief metal shirt and bigaxe, which Krush not let go of even when hit on head!
Krush look for long time but not find tribe, Krush alone in forest for...long time, learn what berries are for eat, also learn that sound make deer run, now why hunters not tell Krush this? Krush stop singing while hunt and eats meat! Krush attacked by bear, kittie, and small green mans, but Krush strongest of all! Hit with bigaxe got from Chief! Krush happy.
One day Krush wander, find long flat thing on ground, make for walk easier so Krush follow, Krush hear fighting and see many small green thing attacking other small pink thing! Small pink thing on big houses made of wood that move on ground pulled by horsey, spooky. Krush not like green things so Krush go smash them, small pink things scared and shoot Krush with arrow, but only once. Pink things talk Krush, but they not speak tribe language, Krush no idea what say, but they take arrow out of arm and give Krush food so Krush follow.
Small pink things weak, moving house get stuck in mud one day, Krush help unstick. Decide follow around for while to keep out of trouble. Small pink things try talk Krush, show paper with pictures on it. Seem important to pink things so Krush act like pay attention, but Krush no idea what going on. Eventually pink things stop.
One day find home of pink things, is big camp full of wood houses that don't move, or if do then will need biggest horses in world! maybe those horses be big enough for Krush to ride!
Krush make friend of pink things by now, they give Krush water they get from inside big house full of people, water make Krush sleepy and walk funny. When Krush wake up there is strange pink thing dressed in blankie muttering at him. Krush not know what going on but soon Krush am able to understand pink things! Wow, strange water am make Krush smart!
Krush travel with new pink friends, they say they called "humans" and meet many intre-innere-neat other things, even small pink things called "halflings", or "gnomes" or "dwarf" Krush not sure of difference. Also meet pointy eared pinky called "elf". All are Krush friend.
Sometimes they ask Krush hit something so Krush do. Usually Krush just walk with moving houses "wagons" and protect when attacked by green things, or other pink things, is confusing when attacked by other pink things so Krush not like.
Krush new friends gain much moneys from house-moving, even give some to Krush! Soon they talk Krush of new land over the sea! Ask if Krush want go there and keep friends safe while look if more moneys to be made, Krush not sure why not make moneys here but Krush say he go anyway. So Krush get on big moving house that floats on water called boat, Krush scared for short time, but Krush am strongerest there is! Soon boat move and it fun. Pink things tell Krush pull on rope, or on wood thing sometimes so Krush do. Is long trip and Krush almost get bored, but Pink friends am bring many toys and games for Krush.
Krush am make friends on boat thing, Krush talk about them later
Ev-event-soon Krush run out of clam to hit, so Krush learn to catch fishy, but they no hit either, then Krush find walrus, and it hit Krush good, but not as hard as Krush hit! Soon no more fishy or Walrus show on beach, or clam. Krush am become bored, also hungry as tribe not have any food for some reason. Soon Krush complain of bored and hungry. Then tribe get mad. Why you crush all food? They ask. "Me not Crush, me Krush!" Me respond. Cheif tell crush not allowed to go to beach anymore and hit fishy, instead Krush am go help hunt! Krush never hunt before! Krush sing with happiness when out in woods with hunters, but never catch anything. Hunters try talk Krush, but Krush am loudest there is!
Soon Chief yell at Krush again, say him not allowed in camp anymore, must go on journey and "Find self" Krush already know were is! Is Krush imvis-invisbb- not able be seen? Tribe warriors grab Krush and throw out, but Krush not want go! Grab Chief by back of armor! But Chief smart one, slip out of armor, hunters hit Krush on head until me not see anymore and leave in wilderness. Krush wake up alone, has only Chief metal shirt and bigaxe, which Krush not let go of even when hit on head!
Krush look for long time but not find tribe, Krush alone in forest for...long time, learn what berries are for eat, also learn that sound make deer run, now why hunters not tell Krush this? Krush stop singing while hunt and eats meat! Krush attacked by bear, kittie, and small green mans, but Krush strongest of all! Hit with bigaxe got from Chief! Krush happy.
One day Krush wander, find long flat thing on ground, make for walk easier so Krush follow, Krush hear fighting and see many small green thing attacking other small pink thing! Small pink thing on big houses made of wood that move on ground pulled by horsey, spooky. Krush not like green things so Krush go smash them, small pink things scared and shoot Krush with arrow, but only once. Pink things talk Krush, but they not speak tribe language, Krush no idea what say, but they take arrow out of arm and give Krush food so Krush follow.
Small pink things weak, moving house get stuck in mud one day, Krush help unstick. Decide follow around for while to keep out of trouble. Small pink things try talk Krush, show paper with pictures on it. Seem important to pink things so Krush act like pay attention, but Krush no idea what going on. Eventually pink things stop.
One day find home of pink things, is big camp full of wood houses that don't move, or if do then will need biggest horses in world! maybe those horses be big enough for Krush to ride!
Krush make friend of pink things by now, they give Krush water they get from inside big house full of people, water make Krush sleepy and walk funny. When Krush wake up there is strange pink thing dressed in blankie muttering at him. Krush not know what going on but soon Krush am able to understand pink things! Wow, strange water am make Krush smart!
Krush travel with new pink friends, they say they called "humans" and meet many intre-innere-neat other things, even small pink things called "halflings", or "gnomes" or "dwarf" Krush not sure of difference. Also meet pointy eared pinky called "elf". All are Krush friend.
Sometimes they ask Krush hit something so Krush do. Usually Krush just walk with moving houses "wagons" and protect when attacked by green things, or other pink things, is confusing when attacked by other pink things so Krush not like.
Krush new friends gain much moneys from house-moving, even give some to Krush! Soon they talk Krush of new land over the sea! Ask if Krush want go there and keep friends safe while look if more moneys to be made, Krush not sure why not make moneys here but Krush say he go anyway. So Krush get on big moving house that floats on water called boat, Krush scared for short time, but Krush am strongerest there is! Soon boat move and it fun. Pink things tell Krush pull on rope, or on wood thing sometimes so Krush do. Is long trip and Krush almost get bored, but Pink friends am bring many toys and games for Krush.
Krush am make friends on boat thing, Krush talk about them later
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